Sadists? Bowman was good, but this is better...
All you budding sadists out there, look no further - this is a wonderfully hilarious way to whisk away the time, beating up your 'buddy' (although he won't exactly like you afterwards) to the point of no return.
Anyone who has seen any of my reviews before will know that I don't give 10/10s lightly, but this could be given 11 if it was possible and is simply the best time-waster I have ever seen, even beating the brilliant Bowman. And I don't say that lightly either!
I like the fact that your progress is automatically saved when you go back in, and that there is a multitude of things to buy and experiment with - my favourite weapon by a mile being Explode at Mouse, but the Gravity Shifter was fun as well, and I laughed when I saw Bush dancing to the radio!
I haven't even gotten everything, but this is excellent beyond words, and is easily the best Flash Game I have ever played in my entire Internet-browsing career.
Long may it live, keep up the good work and please do a second!