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If I owned millions of dildos, i'd give all 49 million of them to YOU! This movie is so LIKE the original mario that I thought I was PLAYING it in my old house's living room! The best part of the movie was the part that came OUT OF NOWHERE!! When the fatter Italian dude said "Crap on this!" I was like "Sweeeet!" But the BEST part about the Italian dude saying "Crap on this!" was that the silly little kitten took an ENOURMOUS dump on his newly purchased leather dress shoes!! How embarassing!! If I owned a cat, and hadn't killed it, I would be like "Bitch, I'll slit yo' muth'fuckin' wrists!!" and then the cat would be all like "OPEN WIDE!!!!' In conclusion your game..i mean MOVIE is better than the ORIGINAL mario and much much much more hilarious!!! Although the sound was AWESOMEST I prefered the image of the bathroom-the crapping was just IN YOUR FACE!! One of my experiences with stuff that's IN YOUR FACE was when I went out with my dearest friend for a game of tennis. It was around 8 O'clock (eerily farmilar, wouldn't you say?) and a slight breeze was begining to pick up. Right before I served, a large bird flew overhead. At that time, the bird took the most enourmous dump on me that I was distracted from the game!! My friend smashed the ball right into my face, and total destroyed the bridge of my nose, and my left eye. To this day people still call me 1-eyed, 0-nosed flying purple child raper!! Isn't that just a hilarious anecdoat!! Not as hilarious as your movie, however!! KUDOS TO YOU!