Now THAT was funny.
Video game humor is hard to come by these days, especially quality in-the-know video game humor. This was the best and funniest integration of logistical absurdity mixed together with the fantasy of virtual reality. Like the Pac Man attack, the concept of memory cards instead of christmas stockings, and the very old joke that SANTA happens to be an anagram of SATAN.
Well played out dude, and I hope to see you up on the beach!
Hoorah!