Reviews for Final Fantasy Simdate RPG

[Flingotravels]

Why is this on the front page?

Where to start... First of all, let me comment on the women. Selphie looked like an early stage transvestite. Seriously. Most of the other women (except Sarrah) were as UGLY AS HELL. I'd rather sleep with an Elite from Halo than one of these chicks (Actually, I'd prefer an elite over almost anything, I know it's kinda weird, sorry). Anyway, it got high marks for humor because the chicks were fugly (Fuck ugly). Also, the music was EXTREMELY irritating and the gameplay was monotonous. In a word, this sucks.

[bulletproofskull]

Haha...no

This game sucks. I gave you an overall score of 2 because you can save.

[nednerb]

Didnt Really Like It

The music couldnt be turned off which was becoming a pain in the ass. Many errors in the game such as whenever you speak to a girl they automatically leave. You gotta click the buttons as the messages have already appeared on the screen even though you cant see the icons. All the girls practically said the same thing. Plus there was like no limit to how much strength hp etc. just a waste of time "leveling" it up. I ended up getting one of the charachters my girlfriend but yet i could not take them that hotel or their rooms they were never in there although i could enter it. This game has way too many bugs and never should have been released until they were fixed.

[superplyr10]

To many bugs.

There are just way to many bugs to recommend.

[SpacePirateKhan]

And so the world is filled with weeping fanboys...

This was a great concept. Hey, who wouldn't want to date final fantasy girls? So I clicked on Play Game. That was my first mistake.

Most of the playable versions of yourself sucked. There, I said it. The game is riddled with bugs, and it's just not fun. And I'm not going to torment myself with such a tedious game with absolutely no hope of ever getting rewarded for it.

The girls sucked. Badly. Half of them looked like men, Tifa just looked stupid.. Garnet and Sarah were the only attractive ones IMHO, and even then, I was bored ten seconds into the game. And there wasn't even a Yuffie Kisaragi! Although the way most imbeciles handle dating sims, I probably wouldn't enjoy seeing her in one, the way they demean women and make you treat them like crap, or turn them into total sluts. I could make a better dating sim than this, and I have no flash experience, but I'm not going to shell out hundreds of dollars for a hobby I'm not even into all that much.
Go ahead, cry "Omgwft biased n00b!" But you can't avoid the truth.
This game sucks.