Truly incredible.
I must say, this is one of the funniest Flashes I have ever seen on this site, ever. The art style is cartoony and appropriate, the music adds to the obnoxiousness of the story, and the way Dad just kept smiling throughout the whole thing brought one to my face. I was laughing the entire time, and the F-Zero remix at the end locked in my vote.
Keep up the good work, dear creator, and please, bless us with more of your work.
Oh, and w00t for random head combustions. XD