Brilliantly original
You're an amazingly clever guy. And a really talented animator. That uber-simplistic cartoon style proved astonishingly versatile and emotive, and though none of the cartoon made any sense at all, you're enjoying it too much to care.
Really stunning stuff. A shining example of what many Newgrounds entries are lacking - a sense of true wackiness and fun.
And using a song from F-Zero = super-stylish.