YES! DAD'S HOME!
If my dad came home like that, I would give my left nut to take his place. I would love to throw a lasso over a kegger and haul it back into my house. Who wouldn't want laser vision and an extreme talent at guitar. Even though we would lose the house, our dad still has dignity and we still don't know what the hell went through his head!
5/5
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