Hmm
Not that bad a flash movie, shame about the whole gun laws of America thingy putting conveniently deadly ranged weapons in the reach of every child in your messed up country. You wouldn't need guns for defence if there weren't guns to be constantly defending yourselves from in the first place.
What we need is for some brave soul to beat his classmates to death with a large watermelon, then all the Americans will feel it necessary to keep a watermelon at all times to 'protect' themselves. Wow, if I were a watermelon salesman, I could make a killing.