Oh my god dude!
That was definately the funniest thing I've seen on Newgrounds. That reminded of the episode of The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror where Homer kept getting his hand stuck in the toaster. Anyway, that was really, really, funny! It seriously had everything down perfectly. My favorite scene was when he was running to the gay bar, and he ran out and said "Oh my god, those guys wanted to have sex with me!". I also liked the part where he said "Oh no, my Straight Porn.", and right next to that box there was another box that said "Other Porn". That was great, I can't wait until the next episode comes out.