Wow...You have re-inspired my faith in Newgrounds.
...lol "No HTML, and no promotion of unrelated web sites OR SO HELP ME GOD."
Anywho, I am truly glad I saw this. Because of this entry, I re-signed up on newgrounds, just to review this. It was that great. I had lost hope in newgrounds, expecting every submission to be a half-bit attempt with a mild amount of dry humor, obviously very little effort put into it. But this cartoon actually made me laugh, on several occasions. It was almost, no scratch that, WAS of professional quality. I actually could not find anything off in this. Congratulations, you have my approval. A very difficult task to achieve, indeed.
Thank you, and keep it up.