Fantastic
What I can't understand is how so many people think this story is about shit and piss jokes. Yes, it does use them, but for the purposes of the plot. What makes it funny is that even after Bitey goes to all the hard work of getting to the river, and having some free space, he can't even have a bloody drink! It's like one of those days where just nothing works out.
And to the Author, kudos for making me love the asshole of the forest of my dreams.