Ring ring ring ring banana phone.
Imagine, for a virus like that to exist. Imagine, what would do if you were to have "ring ring ring ring banana phone!" amplifying louder and louder moment by moment in your unstable young mind?
Imagine, if there were such a thing as a banana phone?
What would I do, you ask? <chuckles> Well, let me tell you what I would do, I would find Raffi and I would STICK THE FUCKING BANANA PHONE UP HIS COCKAMIME FAGGOTASS!!!
But that's just me. What would YOU do?