ALMOST got it
you fucked up on one part man, the FF shit says Squaresoft, if its shitty, write Square Enix on it, remember squaresoft gave us ff7 ;) square enix gave us the stupidly easy and pitiful ffx (Yay lets play blitzball and be gay) oh yea, you forgot to make fun of sega and sonic :\ cmon man, like the john locke says, all consoles are made fun of equal