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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

Hate Jesus but...

MY GOD THAT WAS BORING!! try adding some more torture but don't make it too distasteful. just more things to do rather than just the comments being the main part. people don't care about your opinion they want fun, something worth wasting your time on.

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I didn't really get the funny part of the game ^^
Yeah, we understood that you don't just believe in God but that you hate Him, so I guess that you prefer the devil, right?
(it's either one or the other, because God is the Good and the devil is the Bad ^^ yeah I know, it's pretty smart ^^) buuuut! where comes the devil from? From God, obviously! (yeah this isn't also very smart to haven created the devil...but He has His reasons...i guess ^^) uuh however it's not the subject! ^^
So I said that I don't see the funny part of the game because.. y'know Jesus was crucified, but the important thing of it, is that he agreed ! But he agreed for us! Jesus got killed because he wanted to save us! He wanted God to apologize US for all of the sins that we would and will commit (personnaly I don't know how it helped to die but...he did!) however Jesus died because he loved us, and for that, I don't really see why you are making fun of him (just because he believed in something else than you? And because he wanted to die for it? He didn't do anything fun or bad! Or perhaps you find fun that somebody dies- yeah there it's your problem ^^)
And for the quote "if your right eye made a sin, throw it away!" uh... Jesus obviously meant by this that we should do everything we can to try to not make any sins!
He didn't want to hurt us or to make us anything bad!

T-T in fact I don't even know why I'm writting all of this because I don't think there ar that many people who will read this all!
^_^ lol I'm not a christian myself but I have some friends who are! It's not because we don't believe in the same things that we should hate and make fun of each other.

For insteance, some people believe that money makes happiness, but it's there choice, it's not because of this that they're more stupid than the others.
You can't just make fun of people because they believe in something else!
And you should not make fun of Jesus because he died for us, and because he loved us! Even if it sounds stupid, he received a lot of pain for people who don't even care for him. Can admit that this is pretty nice (I know, you prefer to say this is stupid but in a sense, it's also nice! He thought about the others!)

So finally (yeah! This coment is almost finish don't worry! =D) you should be more respectfull for the people who have died! =)
And even if nobody read my comment or if some of the one who read it found it stupid, I don't really mind- I just wanted to write something long!
So... bye! =)

not cool!!

not cool ! ok i have a cool head, i dont get mad real quick,but this is wrong!!

what is this?

nothing happens. even the artwork needs work. he screams, you quote the bible, then "ha ha! you found something in the bible that says something stupid!" wow, what a feat. its not funny, its not offensive (wich could be funny, in its own way) exept to the few that will be offended over anything non-christian, and its not even a little fun. I know you want to make something to shove in the fundies faces and say "HA! where's your god now?" (troll?) but you cant argue religious beliefs with logic (not that any of your "arguements" were intelligent or logical, you lost it in the poor context) some of the most intelligent people in the world are religious and you cant sway them with logic. religious belief manifests itself through blind faith. defined by the actions within religion, faith is the obdurate following of a belief structure while blinded from any and all logic or reason and has only survived into the modern day by using fear, guilt, bigotry and social upbringing as well as incorporating itself into a peoples culture and heritage. you have to make your point within the context, and since there is no logic involved with religion, your arguements are meaningless, wich rounds this whole expiriance as a waste. nothing redeemable. maybe make something fun to do, funny to read or something worth looking at if you cant make a point. if your going to be lazy or brainless, stick to poop or dick jokes, that can still be fun (sometimes). if your going to argue against religion do it inteligently, or at least try to be funny or make something fun or interesting or something. I dont understand why you would even post this without at least saying its a work in progress (then I could just say "wow, have you got a loooong way to go!) you could have gone the mel gibson route and we could have beaten and crucified him, or you could have made characters that followed the exact teachings of the bible and we could have realy laughed at that, but this is nothing.

Fail

I'm not even a christian and even I find this to be stupid.