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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

Disgusting

First off, i will point out that I am a christain and start off with a bias against this. But i review my disdain of this game from that point of view like many other reviews i've seen (By the way, to the christians who did review, it's a real good message to comment your disgust with "Fuck you!"'s and "I hope you burn in hell!"'s).

The reason i hated it was the disturbing concept itself. I wouldn't care if it were Jesus, Adolf Hitler, or Osama up there. The point is that this is a very unsettling game. There's no way one can enjoy this game without having some issues. I think the maker has some talent, though. He just shouldn't waste it on trash like this.

~Vanga

Makes you sound like satan...

when it sounds like you're enjoying the hateful comments of others. I'm pretty sure Jesus Christ, our savior, ever actually WANTED to be crucified, to go through that pain. He did it because he loves us, but I don't believe that he wanted to have stakes put into him.

10 on violence because there was a lot.
1 overall. It was too violent for my tastes, and it's torture to just keep putting him through pain. No matter how "educational" it is.
4 sound. The screams, despite being violent.
2 style. I guess it's kind of original, but I prefer the "Messed up Bible stories" movies, or whatever they're called.
2 interactivity. The button as well as the clicks I guess, or something.
1 humor. I laughed at your description of it when you said something along the lines of "even while you're pummeling him with spikes, he'll keep saying 'I love you!'".

The main reason for my low scores is because I don't approve of this game, though I don't understand why someone would hate you for it. For one thing, it's your views, however much I don't like them, and two... to not care about someone for something stupid such as this is unchristian-like.

What?

I go to church every once and a while and i'm not that big on religon but this is just wrong I mean he died for use and then you go and tease him? Man you can go burn in hell!

That's fucked up

Your are sick in the head. God will punish you, you just wait

screw you

have a nice time in hell, asswipe