not much to do
quite funny, but would have been more enjoyable if i could have nailed a stake anywhere. sounds were boring.
Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""
Dissapointing
A game like this is a cesspool for morons of all walks of life. Christy morons who are all like, "NO THATS BAD SHAME ON YOU," and then there are the "n0 f00l g0d Eez DEd TahT wuZ tEh ShyT!!!" Either way, both seem to be missing the point: this is a boring game. I'm serious, you don't even get to pick where the nails go, you click Jesus, he yells, and it gives you a quote from the bible. Then you stab him with a spear and game over. Not very exiting. But I gotta say, reading the other reviews is like touring a mental hospital's worst ward. Why do the crazies only come out on animations like this?
boring
so so so so boring
Thats it...
Well, all the "controversial subject matter" aside, this game has tweeking to be done. I click on the legs and it goes for the arm...that is not supposed to happen. Also there is nothing to this except "fuck fuck fuck". Oh and bible verses ...? "Fuck fuck fuck" is all he has to say?
I see why it made it through but it just isn't "controversial" enough in my opinon-there's nothing much to this. And im christian, by the way.
Wow
I thought it was a humorous poke at the religion, but I think that you could have made your point without the language. Or by at least replacing fuck with another profanity, simply for the sake of variety. It gets really old after the nail in the left hand. The screaming in itself was enough, and I personally felt that the excessive use of the word fuck was crossing the line. It's one thing to piss people off with a clever and witty satirical piece that still has a point, but it's quite another to make something just to piss people off. Try to be a bit more witty with the next one and maybe you won't make the whole world want to kick your as.
Jesus loves you ;-)