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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

ya I'm christian

That's your opinion though.. I don't really care for that cartoon though. If you were something else it would probably be funny though. I think that the author is right.. he earned his place in hell now.

whoa

that "fuck! fuck! fuck fuck!!" part was funny.
I guess its ok...but dude..you are so going to hell.

lol

I enjoyed reading the reviews more than I did playin this game.
From the Christians who sucked up by sayin they thought it was funny, to the Athiests offering religeous advice, it was one big hypocrit fun-fest!

I particularly liked the one reviewer who said he wanted more things to torture an mutilate Jesus with, an in the same breath called Christianity evil.

This reminds me of that art exhibit that ppl wanted to have thrown out because some african artist had gone into his backyard an picked elephant dung an put it all over a picture of the virgin Mary. The guy made headlines, his name was plastered everywhere. He had ppl damning him heatedly, an ppl defending him heartily. But, in all the furor over this, both groups forgot one, important thing:

It was still crap.

rather boring

This game is rather lacking in content, and in truth is not really a game. The simplicity of click anywhere, watch a short animation and hear him scream, followed by a Biblical quote and sarcastic explanation does not make a game. All in all thought it was rather interesting. To all of those who have ranted about the author going to Hell, I have some advice for you.
A) Retake elementary school, your grammar and spelling ar atrocious.
B) Learn what you are actually talking about; several of you mentioned Satanism and obviously have no idea what it is and the fact that it has absolutely nothing to do with this game. If anything, this is associated with Voodoo, which is a religion.
C) If you don't like it, don't watch it, otherwise you might have to take out your right eye. You were warned beforehand.

it was ok

t was opkay. i'm not a huge christian but it was sorta wrong the crucifying thing. but your bible interpretations were pretty funny. as for all the people saying you will go to hell, no one has a right to say soemone will go to hell. only god can decide that, if you believ in that stuff.