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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

That was funny as hell

The graphics and sound were poor, and the game itself was designed solely to offend ignorant bible thumpers, but some of the out of context bible quotations were funny as hell. Seriously, it's not worth playing. I could type out the funny lines instead and save the world the loading time as well as the critical reviews from the God-fearing Christians.

Hmmm, lot of intolerance here....

First of all, I don't think that there is a right or wrong this particular argument. The guy who made this, he is not being very tolerant of christians, although he is fully in his rights to do so. and the people who are telling him that he is going to hell, they aren't being tolerant either. I personally, am a Zen Buddhist. So I don't have any particular opinion. However, isn't the christian philosophy to turn the other cheek?
Overall, I thoguht this movie was a distastful way of presenting religious satire, which probably would have been better off by itself.
And everyone, cool off. If you don't want to see people make fun of your religion, don't play the game :).

Its almost perfect.......and i dont know why...

Dude! That was fun, if i ever hear or see that you blammed this i swear ill never use Newgrounds again....i have an idea...hehehe im gonna use this to freak my mom out....

pretty weird

I think that if you want to play a game like that, go ahead. Maybe it shouldn't have been made and maybe it's kind of tasteless. I'm not a Christian and it seems to me that I'd rather have a Christian up there than Jesus. But anyhow, even if you don't like the message that it sends, that doens't mean that you should give him "0"s in every catagory. There were undeniably graphics, sound, interactivity, and violence, so to give him no points at all just doesn't make sense. In short, to the reviewers of this game: get off your high damn horse. No one is making you play these games. As far as the game, you need more screams. The "aww, fuck fuck fuck" get's pretty old, and you should be able to jab the part of Jesus that you click on, not just clicking on him at random and having you decide where he gets aerated.

I don't know how to rate this out of... I guess... confusion?