Reviews for "crucify-me! Jesus"

[EyesofWrath]

Hypocrisy Alert!!

A problem I have is when religious people get all uppety when someone says a single word to contradict what they believe - e.g. the Muslim riots over those Danish comics. The teachings of Jesus Christ were of acceptance, love, brotherhood, and helping your fellow man, yet the majority of the Christian population turns it's back on those that are different in either mind or body. It wouldn't hurt those who follow religion to be more open-minded to others thoughts and beliefs. Now, in relation to this - fuck yeah it's offensive to those who believe in Christianity, and I can perfectly understand why they would be upset - cause this is pretty full-on. But as Silver-rage commented -the quote is something along the lines of "Do not resist an evil person. If someone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also". This is what is taught by the Bible, yet many of you forget this. Kirbystarz - how dare he make fun of Christianity? And you've never made fun of anything in your life? It's the same principle - why should religion be any less of a target than an overweight kid, or someone with glasses, for example? Finally bb1234 - when you accuse him of being a satanist, you look like an ill-advised biggot. Give it a rest.

[Psychobloodgod]

Good, But could have been better

This is a very interesting game and has helped me get 2 pastors to quit there job, mainly because of the mathew 6:1-8 thing. I like how it tells bible quotes, because I forgot most of them. It may be out of context, but it is done in such a way that people can laugh at themselves. I think the graphics could have been better, more realistic, and you should have given us the choice of which nail to drive in, all of that would have made this a better game.

[phantomlassuk]

Its aged well

This is an old game i played it many times ,and it aged well.

Graphics.6/10 Despite being an eight year old game is aged well the look ,is basic Jesus looks okay at the start. When he on the cross its not so good, the blood is bit naff and not to gory ,but it does the job well.

Sound.5/10 Average not to good although the sounds jesus, makes are funny the music is okay not great but its bearble.

Humor.7/10 Im not a christian so im not offended by this its is very funny ,the noises he makes. I find the use of oh fuck annoying, as that all he says.

The game itself a bit limited all you do is through a spear at him and you have very few options. I like the intro, it needs more options. Its simple to play and fun ,but little more choices would have helped.

I guess being made just to offend poeple not always a good idea ,but its old and still offensive to people not me.

Overall a fun game but limited.

[VanHalenone]

its alright

I dont even beleive in Jesus so I dont really care. I wish you could like really hurt him

[Renguza]

Okay

Its kinda fun there should have been more things to do.