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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

The Baptists will eat you alive, buddy!

Being Jewish, I only think of Jesus as a very holy man who loved God like none else.

But as the title suggests...
Not a bad attempt! The quotes were funny!

Not bad for a hellion!

I didnt mean hellion offensively but you have to understand i am a christian and take my belief in jesus and god seriously but not faith???????? I must say however this is not a bad game, quite amusing and i really like the part were Aaron brushes off the bad reviews. Well done Aaron take shit from no-one.

your really planning on sizzling down in hell

but still this was done really well and it was funny

It's okay...

It would've been better if you had just left the out-of-context bible quotes out (and left out the dumb "that's right kids!" stuff)... I understand that you're a hardcore atheist/agnostic, but there are a lot better ways to make fun of christianity, like the immaculate conception and sidewalk painting as a church-sanctioned art form (which is completely true).

nothing personal

i dont blame u for having a sense of humor but dude u got the quotes u should know the nails in Jesus' arms dont go there. they go in the center of his hands and other then that it was good on the quotes just get the info right next time please.