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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

Its aged well

This is an old game i played it many times ,and it aged well.

Graphics.6/10 Despite being an eight year old game is aged well the look ,is basic Jesus looks okay at the start. When he on the cross its not so good, the blood is bit naff and not to gory ,but it does the job well.

Sound.5/10 Average not to good although the sounds jesus, makes are funny the music is okay not great but its bearble.

Humor.7/10 Im not a christian so im not offended by this its is very funny ,the noises he makes. I find the use of oh fuck annoying, as that all he says.

The game itself a bit limited all you do is through a spear at him and you have very few options. I like the intro, it needs more options. Its simple to play and fun ,but little more choices would have helped.

I guess being made just to offend poeple not always a good idea ,but its old and still offensive to people not me.

Overall a fun game but limited.

its alright

I dont even beleive in Jesus so I dont really care. I wish you could like really hurt him

Okay

Its kinda fun there should have been more things to do.

Lawl

I like the way you interpreted the bible quotes. I agree, the game was too short though. More torture methods and maybe a not so annoying soundtrack? I love blasphemy :D

Well if...

Well if your a fucking catholic, then why did you watch the video?