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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

lol nice

The quotes were really funny and kept me jabbing him for a good 7 minutes, woohoo. Now anyways though i dont really think people should be so offended by this... its a little game. i mean sure i dont believe in God or Jesus but still, its a bit funny christian or not. and has anyone noticed that the only people offended by this are level 1 and leave crappu reviews? (i cant really talk xD) and the only people like not offended leaving good reviews are level 9+ >.>

I have a new kinda game...

It was interesting, I like how Jesus smiles through the whole thing. I do agree with the fact that we could have done more with him then just three spikes over and over.
And for christians who got mad even though it says in the beginning it is, in fact, offensive, this is my retort: the bible is more violent then this game could ever be.
Here's a New Game Suggestion:
GODs Real Tournament (It could be rated as an educational game.)
The original game would include:
HESHBON
'At the time we took all his towns and completely destroyed them -- men, women and children. We left no survivors.' Dt.2:34
With mods for:
BASHAN
'There was not one of the sixty cities that we did not take from them--the whole region of Argob, Og's kingdom in Bashan. All these cities were fortified with high walls and with gates and bars, and there were also a great many unwalled villages. We completely destroyed them, as we had done with Sihon king of Heshbon, destroying every city--men, women and children.'
Dt.3:4
And then Ai:
'When Israel had finished killing all the men of Ai in the fields and in the desert where they had chased them, and when every one of them had been put to the sword, all the Israelites returned to Ai and killed those who were in it.' (Hm...if they killed all the men and returned to the city to kill all those who were left, that leaves who? That's right, women and children.)
Jos 8:24-26
And then Hazor:
(Hazor had been the head of all these kingdoms.) 'Everyone in it they put to the sword. They totally destroyed them, not sparing anything that breathed, and he burned up Hazor itself.'
With expansion packs for :
The the cities of the seven kings, Jos 10:28-40
The Midinites, Nu 31:7-8
The prophets of Baal, 1Ki 18:40
The worshipers of Baal, 2Ki 10:18-28
The sons of Ahab, 2Ki 10:1-8
The royal family of Athaliah, 2Ki 11:1
The inhabitants of Tipsah, 2Ki 15:16
and the Edomites 2Ki 14:7

Bible Verses Excerpted from Compton's Interactive Bible NIV

LOL

YES WE ALL GO TO HELL
EVEN THOSE WHO DO NOT SIN
MAT 3:67
SEE EVEN JESUS SAYS IT LOL

LOL I MADETHTAT UP BUT ITS KWL

HaHa

You pissed off allot of people. I give you my props for that! Ha-ha.
The game kinda sucks because there is not a lot of options to do with him. But it was okay.

And for the people that review this and did not play this game and think they are perfect angles... you all need to lighten up seriously. You all sin every day or once in a while at least. So you religious freaks need to chill out and keep your religious BS to yourselves or in a fourm that is designed for it.

And FYI I do believe in MY own god! Just not yours...

Hmm...

Well you know, it was actually pretty funny. in my opinion, the idea of a higher power is crap, i mean, there is powerful mathematical evidence for the big bang theory of creation, and a logical, scientific explanation for just about everything else on earth, so i don't see any reason to believe in god. i don't look down on or laugh at anyone who does, and i think those who do have issues of their own to work out... i also think, however, anyone that attempts in any way (like saying this should be banned) to say that this guy's opinion should be squashed because he doesn't believe in religion should get a life. anyone is free to think whatever they want, and if someone doesn't believe in your god, well isn't that just too fucking bad? all in all, i liked the game. i found it funny. and the bible quotes were funny too, the best part being that you DID mention that they were taken out of context. thanks all, goodnight.