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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

seriously people

alright look.. im pretty christian and believe in jesus and everything.. im a pretty devout [sp?] catholic.. and although i didnt find this too humorous.. it does say when you start not to play if your christian or unless you have a REALLY good sense of humor. i for one have a good sense of humor.. in my personal opinion whatever someone wants to make is up to him.. people shouldn't crticize someones opinion.. cuz then what kind of christian would you be..you would just be judging other people.. but anyway as far as the game goes.. it was nice graphics.. the little insight on quotes from the bible are pretty funny i have to admit.. good graphics.. decent time waster.. a little agnozing and violent but hey.. what games now-a-days arent?

Hahahaha YES!

Ahh this cracks me up... No, not the game, the reviews! Thank you for pissing over a thousand people off. I admire you so friggin much, you have no idea. I love you and your god hating antics. You make me smile.

Strange but somehow funny

I really thought the method of crucifing Jesus a little sick.
But these Bible quotes are hilarious, especially when you combine them in the manner of "plug your eye out" and "even taking a look at a woman is a sin".
Interessting game and a funny website.

Fantastic - But I want more!!!

Great idea - I just wish you had spent more time on it. You should be able to whip Jesus as he carries the cross and make him beeld when you ram the crown of thorns onto his head.

Certainly there should be much more ferocious torture inflicted on this fictional fucktard.

So many barely-literate Jesus worshipping bubble heads present, it's good that you give them a taste of their own scripture.

Something that went into more depth about the attrocities of the bible and the rampant contradictions might be rather useful.

Great idea but needs more polish and varied torture.

Still a ton of fun though.

lol

WOW! i thought that it was funny. silly bible! im suprised this game hasnt been taken off though.