Wow!! That's really fucked!!
I liked the bible quotes that twist the truth, but the actually killing sucked my left testicle!!
Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""
Twas pretty good
Should have more than one scream though. Next time use the really BAD quotes too. Followers of god are dumb!
I don't want "valuable knowledge".
I just wanna be able to drive stakes thru that worthless cult leader's eyes, heart, and other vital organs, and listen with glee to his screams of agony. Next time, allow us more freedom as to how we can mutilate Jesus.
What crawled up Z Mystic's ass and died?
While I think the graphics and audio could be improved (Maybe a couple other sound clips that were cycled through or something) I always love seeing biblical inaccuracies pointed out. Always puts a smile on my face. ;)
HA HA! I love it!
that is the funniest freakin thing i've played recently! it was so much fun i had to wake my mom's religious boyfriend up with jesus's "holy scriptures!" bitchin...but maybe you could have made jesus say things in different tones. like a build up of pain the longer he's crucified! great game!