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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

jesus fucking christ....no pun intended

Let me break it down for you, teh_shadow, you ignorant sack of "Chit". This man is an atheist. As am I. Now, he makes fun of him (Jesus) because, well, thats what non-religious people do (and quite comfortably I might add). We, the Atheists (atheii?), also beleive in the humor of the ignorance of the judaeo/christian, and their almost forciful insistance of their religion. So, I might as well get to the point now. If this guy makes fun of Jesus, then he probably doesn't beleive in Christianity, so he doesn't care about the fables of Jesus. So... I don't beleive in Christianity as I was hereditarialy suppost to, and I try not to bark at the occasional overzealous, but I take breaks every now and then.
Don't get me wrong, I beleive in all the teachings of morallities (atleast most) of the bible, just none of the other crap about flaming bushes, J.C.'s connection to God, and other miscelaneous (pardon me if I didn't spell that correctly) farfetched "Godly" happenings and miracles. Maybe Jesus existed, but there is absolutely no reason for anyone to beleive in God. Thank you for your time.

It was okay

This game was pretty shitty cause I dont see how its fun to just click on where you wanna hurt jesus, it was pretty good because I thought the sound was good it was a little humorous but the game itself just sucks

hehe

this is funny good job, and im catcholic lol but i belive that religion is just somthing to make people not fear death! in my opinon all you people bitching at this need to get a sense of humor

I can't believe it's not butter

It's funny to come to a flash like this knowing full well there will be hundreds (maybe more) of self-righteous pricks with nothing better to do than to explain why this is morally wrong.

Welcome to Newgrounds, already famous for immoral and inethical material.

Anyways, another amusing thing I've noticed is a lot of the negative responders must be absolutely fuming, because by the end of their review, they forget to capitalize the letter "I." I mean it's one thing to not think much of yourself, but anyone who writes like a 5 year old will not have their opinion considered or even read.

The best part is, I am a huge hypocrit, because here I am bitching about all these other reviews.

Anyways, the flash itself was amusing taking quotes from the bible and interpreting them in such a manner. The sound was slightly annoying, and the graphics/animation was ok. The best part about this flash is the amazing controversy it has sparked. I'm sure the artist intended to do exactly that, and do that he did.

hours of educational fun to be had by all!!!!

i cant think of a better way to learn about the bible than this. it rocked!!!