Good show.
I enjoy the whole idea; a "disturbing" goal made humerous.
Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""
Very Good.
I am a Christian. I go to chruch reguarly. I am an Acolyte there. And I liked this.
But, like someone said before, it's kinda repetative. But all in all, it's good.
I have a new kinda game...
It was interesting, I like how Jesus smiles through the whole thing. I do agree with the fact that we could have done more with him then just three spikes over and over.
And for christians who got mad even though it says in the beginning it is, in fact, offensive, this is my retort: the bible is more violent then this game could ever be.
Here's a New Game Suggestion:
GODs Real Tournament (It could be rated as an educational game.)
The original game would include:
HESHBON
'At the time we took all his towns and completely destroyed them -- men, women and children. We left no survivors.' Dt.2:34
With mods for:
BASHAN
'There was not one of the sixty cities that we did not take from them--the whole region of Argob, Og's kingdom in Bashan. All these cities were fortified with high walls and with gates and bars, and there were also a great many unwalled villages. We completely destroyed them, as we had done with Sihon king of Heshbon, destroying every city--men, women and children.'
Dt.3:4
And then Ai:
'When Israel had finished killing all the men of Ai in the fields and in the desert where they had chased them, and when every one of them had been put to the sword, all the Israelites returned to Ai and killed those who were in it.' (Hm...if they killed all the men and returned to the city to kill all those who were left, that leaves who? That's right, women and children.)
Jos 8:24-26
And then Hazor:
(Hazor had been the head of all these kingdoms.) 'Everyone in it they put to the sword. They totally destroyed them, not sparing anything that breathed, and he burned up Hazor itself.'
With expansion packs for :
The the cities of the seven kings, Jos 10:28-40
The Midinites, Nu 31:7-8
The prophets of Baal, 1Ki 18:40
The worshipers of Baal, 2Ki 10:18-28
The sons of Ahab, 2Ki 10:1-8
The royal family of Athaliah, 2Ki 11:1
The inhabitants of Tipsah, 2Ki 15:16
and the Edomites 2Ki 14:7
Bible Verses Excerpted from Compton's Interactive Bible NIV
LOL
YES WE ALL GO TO HELL
EVEN THOSE WHO DO NOT SIN
MAT 3:67
SEE EVEN JESUS SAYS IT LOL
LOL I MADETHTAT UP BUT ITS KWL
HaHa
You pissed off allot of people. I give you my props for that! Ha-ha.
The game kinda sucks because there is not a lot of options to do with him. But it was okay.
And for the people that review this and did not play this game and think they are perfect angles... you all need to lighten up seriously. You all sin every day or once in a while at least. So you religious freaks need to chill out and keep your religious BS to yourselves or in a fourm that is designed for it.
And FYI I do believe in MY own god! Just not yours...