Heheheh...
Yup! All the things Jesus says in this game are in the bible! Go ahead! TRY to prove me wrong, because I'm a lunatik(I gots devils in me! And, a pentagram on my left hand) I love to hear a religious icon scream... :)
Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""
Funny but evil
Now, before i get started, let me just say that i am a christian myself. I have a good sense of humor and i can see how non-christians would find this funny. I found your commentary on the verses in the Bible very funny, but maybe this would be better off if it were just a collection of your funny quips about the Bible quotes and didn't involve the Jesis-killing.
cool. yeah
i liked the idea but the whole thing sux...
create some more antichrist games.
plz...
666
thenumberofthebeast
I should slap Jesus.
Nice job on it, i like the quotes you took and crucifyed them. You could work on choosing your area of ownage (backround) or you can choose different things, like bitchslap him. Overall good job.
Prolly the only objective review you'll get.
You're going to hell because you don't believe as I do! (read with much sarcasm) Honestly, it was a pretty solid effort, the "fuck, fuck, fuuuuck" got old after a while but the bible quotes were quite amusing. If you do another game like this you need more variety, after about 45 seconds i was bored, but I have the attention span of a four year old, so deal with it. All in all great job, next time abuse terrorists or tom fulp. Or if you don't care about the reviews, abuse the french or the pope.