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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

A review...in favor?! WTF!

Well, time to piss off a lot of people. It's interesting how those who call others intolerent are some of the least tolerent people out there. I like some of the reviews I read for this game. Hell, they were legible and decently argued. "...You can't tell someone that what they follow is wrong any more than i could tell you that you are wrong." Very good.
What spoils a perfectly good argument is the "Go to hell" at the end. Isn't that saying that Grish is wrong? Doesn't that give him the right, by your own argument, to mock you mercilessly? Sure "Faith exists". Without faith there would be no Christians. No, there would only be a mammoth church, raised to power in the middle ages, loaded with those who joined for their own advantage (be it political, or self surving (pedophile preists, for example)), doomsaying, longing for its glory days of holy wars. Oh, wait...

Sigh...Man I'm gonna get flack for this. Well, as our illustrious born-again president said, "Bring It On!!"...or something to that effect.

MWaHahahahaha...

Hypocracy and Religion are one in the same.

Ok, to start off; this game got boring pretty fast but provided some wholesome, family entertainment.

Ok, all you fundementalist christians, please stop complaining. Listen to Tool's Eulogy, then shut the fuck up. I know a million utterly unevolved christians are going to say: "Well, who are you to judge, who do you think you are, who are you?" My reply- Yes, it's me, shut the fuck up. God is just the simple man's way of answering the question, "Why are we here?". I beleive that there is something that lead to our being, but not that there is a man in white robes waving his cock in the air who mediates us. Listen to Bill Hicks, for he is a genious. All you right winged nuts...haha, and all you left winged pussies, please go to the right place. It is called the libertarian party.

Thank you for reading all you hypocritical religious mongoloids out there,
Nick.

About the other dumbass reviewers

Holy shit. I'm a christian and I believe in the lord, but if a simple flash toon like this offends you just because your a christian and it's about jesus then guess what? FUCK OFF! You didn't even have to few the damn thing anyway, you did it because you choose to.so don't be telling the creator to rot in hell or any of that bullshit because it's your own damn fault for viewing it in the first place. Congrats to the creator though cuz he had the balls to make the game even though DUMBASSES like some of the other reviewers who are so damn obsessed with the lord that they get offended by anything that pokes fun at him. Well damnit SIMMER THE FUCK DOWN AND RELAX BECAUSE IT'S JUST A DAMN FLASH TOON, NOT THE DAMN APOCALYPSE!

ok then

was ok i guess not much to do though. liked the idea lol though im sure many people didnt!! haha

Funny

As a game it isn't that good, should be more tools available. But the quotes and explanations of the quotes were really funny.

Why the hell are people getting so pissed off at this? Are there hoardes of angry people insulting the guys who have made all the Santa Claus spoofs and stuff? How is pointing out the many faults in the bible so much worse than making an animation where Santa gets a blow job?