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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

DO MORE!

OMG! You have to do another one! Go overboard on it! Make it REALLY interactive. You should play a roman centurion and you have a buncha stuff u can torture jesus with, maybe F*** him in the @$$ too! Add a score counter to the top and keep a high score of the week on yer website ( so everyone can see just how much u hate jesus. or just dislike him. or just enjoy torturing the helpless. Im the latter)or maybe u could play a jailor for Sol, and it could be a storyline rpg kind of game where u interact with other soldiers and beat Sol, and then eventually cut off his head and give it to that one chick ( been a long time since i read the bible.) If you decide to do that though, u HAVE to make lotsa jew jokes. ( I mean, your ALREADY goin to hell, right? cant get much worse than that) OH! or you could even add a bonus level where u have to kill the pope! like one of those sniper games, and the pope mobile turns into a robot that is gunna convert the world to catholicism! anyways, it think that is enough of me babbling, but i hope you another game like this one. and if u decide that im a f***in idiot and all my advice is crap, oh well. I think i will still find the will to live another day.....hopefully.....;p

Hell yes!

This was great! Give the hateful zealot bastards something to piss and moan about!

What if it was another religion?

Well, I gotta say it was definetiley funny, altough not very well animated and very repetitive, so I got tired of it real fast.

The best part about these sort of flash is definetiley the reviews, people arguing about all sorts of bullshit about religion and beliefs. Really funny stuff

n0g0d responds:

yes i love the fact that now over 1000 reviews have been made, at least half are hateful! thanks everyone!

HAHAHAHA

Hhahaha ahh lovely! I absolutely love the way Christians react and some of their VERY ironic responses to it. Good job and keep up the blasphemy!

It Wasn't That Bad

It wasn't all that bad. And people need to quit flipping out and getting their undies in a bunch over a fuckin game. So what? I don't see the big deal over creating a game where you can crucify Jesus.