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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

WOW!

I played for about 5 mins and then I got bored! anyways nice game but a strange subject!

Hi, Satan? I'd like to reserve my place in hell?

I laughed my ASS off! That is a great game.. Satan will be pleased. And we're all going to Hell for laughing at it!! But that's fine with me! lol!
-Dethy

That was great

That was hilarious. People who don't find that funny can go to hell. I loved it, in fact, there should be more of them, more words of the bible being quoted and re-interpreted for what they really are. Where can I buy me a "CRUCIFY-ME JESUS" at anyways?

needed more violence

Funny, graphics could've been better though. Needs options of different weapons and Jesus needs to scream more. Funny as shit though!! I bet the reason this game has such a low score is because of all the moron religious fanatics that can't take a joke.

funny

Yes, some of these quotes are taken out of context. But, it is still funny stuff. A good time-waster!