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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

funny shit, i jus reserved my ticket to hell

this is def funny, i give u a 10 in creativity, wuld have neva thought this up, im telling u, anyone who plays this is going to hell, wen he yells- i culdnt stop laughing, it sounds like something which i wont mention, cuz i think my gf wuld be pissed, but overall it was good, i wish there were more options tho, like throwing rocks at his head, or poking thorns at him, or jus crucifying all his body parts,lol, the game is sik tho- gotta love it

A game as funny as religion itself

Religion is on giant humorous organization. This game fits it wonderfully.

Are those real quotes from the Bible?

Pretty fuckin' sweet man! I have many Christian friends who should be forced to play this game! Like God says: "Obey me for i am EVIL!" MUAHAHA!!!

poor jesus...

i think this game is nice. not very original but a great parody to those, who try to interpret the bible literally and use it, to spread homophobia and hate.

ALL THUMBS UP!!!

finally something different

love the truthful remarks you give when one of the bible sections pop-up for example looking at women will send you to hell. its good humor but deducting a point for less torture options.