Reviews for "crucify-me! Jesus"

[SlurreyBoi]

Confused...

I don’t know whether I liked the movie more...
or reading comments the bible thumping ignorant religious zealots have left...
after all Christianity has brought us many many many good things...
Shall we recall the crusades? "And all the armies shall change their swords into plowshares" (cant remember where it is in the bible)
The Inquisitions where anyone could be burned at the stake for anything that was considered "non-Christian" (I seem to think "THOU SHALT NOT KILL" comes into play in this one)
OOO how about World War II where priests on both sides were preaching to kill the enemy ("Even in our churches we have put up the battle flags... with one corner of our mouth we praised the Prince of Peace... and with the other we glorified war!"
and if you bible thumping zealots want proof that the bible is BS... please to be reading Genesis...
now... Cain kills Abel (Gen 4:8 thru to Gen 4:18)... and God exiles him to the land of the fugitives... now at this time... there should only be 4 humans on earth... one who is dead
(Adam and Eve... sons Abel and Cain) so who are the fugitives?
THEN Cain has intercourse with his wife! Where did she come from? Did she spring from the ground like a mushroom?
That’s it! We’re all fungal!
Cause darn it... god only created 2 people... and somehow...with only sons... they managed to breed (does that mean that Cain married Eve and had children that way?)
hrmmm... I really do wander from reviewing this game don’t I :-}

Well... I do say I like it! After all I voted 5 and gave it an overall 8

And so i end it with! Keep up the good work Aaron!

[Comnivore]

"O lord", this is good

Pity the small minded people who don't see the humor of this.
It's not like this is some stupid blasphemy.
This shepherd died for his people's sins anyway, so why wouldn't he learn them some more "correct" interpretations of the bible, just to have some fun with those so called religious people who think they posses the absolute thruth. While only God does and certainly not some political or religious leader.
Every chistian should know these quotes and their interpretation aren't entirly right and theirfore must see the comical aspect of this movie.
Sure, being a christian, I have some doubts with the crusifying and killing aspect, But hey, this is Newgrounds.

[vivid216000]

u know u going to hell ^^ but its ture so rock on

BRILL!!

[Thingyman]

One of the most appaling thins ever

And thats what makes it so great lol I think im gonna burn just for playing it

[silver-ice1211]

pretty damn funny

lol I come here once a week just to read the other reviews made by christians, this game is funny. i mean i'm not very religious, but really, didn't anyone ever hear that jesus forgives all? well this game is classified under all you stupid christians, also, wtf is up with this "the devil is evil" crap. surely if the devil punished evil people he would be good, otherwise hell would be heaven in terms of what bad people might think. so many contradictions. anyway all you bible thumping christians gfu, if we wanted a sermon we would come to church and pretend to enjoy it. isnt it possible that if jesus forgave all, should you christians try to do the same instead of writing dumb shit like "your going to hell" well where the hell are you christians going saying hell all the time? it is a place but some funny christians consider it a swear. anyway this website is a democracy, where people can make their own funny flash games, and i'll be damned if you christians are also facists and you think you can stop this. its just an opinion, an opinion on jesus, and everyone is entitled to their opinion, thats why most countries do so well. so to all christians "get that stick out of your ass" and lighten up :).