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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

Grow up kids

I'm so sick of the people on either side of the fence bitching at each other. This guy made a game he thought was funny and that would appeal to those with the same mind-set. If you don't like it, don't play it or review it. Just shut the fuck up. I'm a relaxed Christian and i gave this a ten because the author was brave enough to DO WHAT HE WANTED. I don't claim to be a devoted, orthodox Christian. But, half of those in the these reviews who do claim this, use much more profanity than i've ever used or even heard. Then you claim that the author is going to hell, shut u, that's not for you to decide

Cool

A real treat for Satanists. Thx!

Very nice

Why exactly is he going to your so called hell?.....and better yet, who cares. Don't be so uptight people, have a sense of humor...he WARNED you before you watched it. Anyway, very nice job.

fUNNY AS HELL

i think its funny and the last review is stupid i have one question though every on acts like jesus was the only person crucifeyed and he wasent thousens were crucifyed and the people who say he forgave thoughts who sined so what is he suppose to smight thoughs who have sined. I have sined plenty of times and i dont thik jesus has done any thing to me im waiting maby hes planing SMIGHT ME DAMIT AND GET IT OVER WITH SMIGHT ME!!!!!!!!!

Very good points, also very funny.

All you stupid religious fanatics need to remember one thing. Your religion is your OPINION. It is NOT fact, there is no way for you to prove that it's fact (by definition ALL religion is illogical) and therefore you have no right to criticise ANYBODY who makes fun of it. It's called freedom of speech. Wow, he's going to hell? Really? How can he go to a place THAT DOESN'T EXIST?

The things he says isn't even blind hatred. He makes VERY good points - that the bible is full of crap, contradictory, illogical statements. Instead of writing stupid bullshit like "OMG j00 r going to HELLZ0r!!!111one" why don't you actually try to JUSTIFY your own beliefs, and argue AGAINST his points, instead of blindingly believing in it even when confronted with its flaws?? (and ending up sounding like a stupid brainwashed 5 year old on drugs)

It seems to me most of you religious fanatics who bothered to spam this entry are just ignorant, over-opiniated pieces of shits. Seriously, nobody gives a shit what you think, ESPECIALLY if you can't even do a simple thing such as even ATTEMPT to explain your beliefs. You're an insignificant speck of dust in the universe and the most fame and recognition you'll ever have is from people reading the crap you posted. You think god, "almightly infinite being", actually gives a shit about any of this?? Puh-lease.

Onto the game now. Not much to do except click, and it does the same thing over and over again. That's quite boring, and maybe you could've made it so they whip him or something. The sound, again, after you get over the hilarity, you get bored of it, cos it's the same thing over and over. The humour, however, is pretty good, especially at the intro.

Nice points you make, but not much of a game, if you can even call it that.