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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

finally something different

love the truthful remarks you give when one of the bible sections pop-up for example looking at women will send you to hell. its good humor but deducting a point for less torture options.

Educational

Very little was taken out of context, from what I can tell and it's still a minority fraction of the hypocracies in the religious text of the Jews/Christians (Old Testament for the Jews, throw in some Jesus for the Christians). Most historical religious texts are defunct as are the people who follow them. They served as a moral compass in a time when law enforcement was sketchy at best. Now, you don't have to wait to go to Hell for your sins, you can go to County. :D

I like it. The concept is a little played, but still, good.

hey

I like it cuz the christians control like every thing and thats not right, so I praise the boldness in this game but 9 cuz it's kinda boring

wow

i was laughing for like 20 minutes cuz of this game. hearing jesus yell fuck just made my day

Ummm

Im not offended but how about more torture