You shouldn't do this to Jesus
I mean Mexicans have enough hard ships to deal with.....oh wait the guy from the bible, fuck him. I could care less that this is about some fictional character, but it's still not that good. Would be better if it was like that Torture game but with jesus.
Wow, Fun.
To say I have a high tolerance for games that involve immoral things is understated.
I have once considered telling NewGrounds that we should make a whole genre of Torture games, but thats just me 8D
However, This game is just Bad. And I mean that in all senses.
And YES. I am calling this game partly for the fact that it makes Jesus Christ a torture pet of sorts.
You might say that Torture games regulary feature Celebreties so why the hell kick the hell out of a game with Jesus?
Besides the Fact that Jesus Christ was a good guy no matter what; He is not some sort of mixed bag in my book like most celebrties(GW Bush, Bill Gates, Etc.)
Well, besides that...is it good?
Frankly, No.
It is incredibly boring in that all you do is click and hear that annoying scream and crap Animation(even back in 2000)
And the most terrifying thing is that edited Bible quotes come up after hammering Jesus Christ into the Crucifix, and the Author with a red arrow laughing at the absurity of it.
You have to wonder if this Person really actually believes there is no God and is some sort of Satan Worshipper.
I only gave it a one rating because...you click a button and the responding action is what is intended. Yep. What a game is suppose to be.
In short, this game is badly written, badly humored, and just plain bad.
But this won't stop you from playing right?
Okay
Its kinda fun there should have been more things to do.
decent
it should have more options and try better with the animation. Anyway I love how people here get mad over it.Sheez! Why you guys played this game if it offends you?!
LMFAO
True, true...
Should have more options and fail bible quotes.