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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

Good Job...

The whole thing wasn't the greatest, the good part was the funny stuff you pulled out of the bible. I love seeing reviews of people saying you're going to hell because they can't take criticism. "Christianity is the truth", bullshit. Nothing is the truth, atheism is king. The only reason anyone is a christian is because they can't explain why they're alive and had to agree with all the other religious cattle. MOO. Christians think they're so elite, well they're not. Believing in a God doesn't make you a better person, it makes you unoriginal and weak minded. Either that or you were raised like that.

Good show.

I enjoy the whole idea; a "disturbing" goal made humerous.

those screams are fucked up

oh man this would have been hilarious if it hadn't been for jesus' screams. hideous!!well the whole "hurt jesus" thing didn't offend me, and the comments on those scriptures made me laugh. but oh man those screams are ungodly, pun intended.

Baron Reviews!

Good stuff ... You get to kill Jesus yourself ... Why isnt there an assassin mission for Jesus? I hate all religeon so this was good for me ... and the comments on the bible quotes were surperbe ... I enjoyed goofing with this one and reccomend it to all of my friends... Good job, Well done!

Claro....

Ok I'm not a christian or anything but I have to admit that this was pretty fucked up. I mean I'm not taken offense or anything I've seen some fucked up stuff and wasn't taken offense by it, I'm just saying it's fucked up. I have to admit though the music and sound of Jesus yelling FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! is something that really makes you think, and also the synopsis of those bible quotes should give those zealots a fucking clue. All I wonder is could you of made it a little more bloodier?! I mean come on if you hammer a nail through a persons hand I wanna see Samurai Spirits like blood spraying out at 250 fps!!!