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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

Non-offensive. Very funny too

Okay, first of all I am a christian. I was not offended at all. It was funny because the person made fun of bible passages... and the sound was funny. It was just all around FUNNY. It's just a game, by the way, and if it offends you don't watch it. Oh and I gave it a 9 because the graphics were pretty bad.

ya I'm christian

That's your opinion though.. I don't really care for that cartoon though. If you were something else it would probably be funny though. I think that the author is right.. he earned his place in hell now.

Well done Lucifer the 2nd

That was the funniest thing i have ever seen on the whole of NG, fuck that was hilarious. Everything else on NG sucks apart from detroit african cop. Loadsa movies get 10 for some bullshit, and this movie is hilarious as shit and gets a 0. Lucifer II make some more movies for NG, i'm bored of the same 'lets kill famous people' and 'lets run over people' its the same shit, but that movie is the most original and the funniest movie that i have ever seen even though its turned this dude into the devil's sex slave.
anyway great movie

This isn't right.

I do not like this one bit. I don't think it is funny. It would have been funny to see Elmo or a Pokemon getting crucified. I also do not like the messages given on Newgrounds telling Christians to fuck-off. Newgrounds should be for people of all religions. I do not like anti-religious remarks one bit.

nice

I'm a christian and i actually found this game funny. I have never seen anyone point out those funny sayings that I have kept to myself. But Jesus should have spilled not blood from his stomach when he died but water, or a clear liquid substance. Oh and, It would have been a ten if you hadn't have made his yell the "f" word after every click. Nice game overall. Any other christians who take this stuff seriously should be warned, and seek help. Take up another religion. I'm going to. Yeah I know i'm going to burn in hell but HEY I WASN'T EVEN BAPTISED OR ANYTHING BUDDHISTS HAVE IT WAY BETTER! IF THE CATHOLICS ARE MORE EASY GOING THEN YOU FUCKING PUSSIES!!! AND THATS HARD TO SAY!