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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

stupid

I think that you could have made it a bit more interactive and more things to hurt him with. lose the "fuck", it hurts my ear!!!

fuuuck

what the hell was that did i really see what i think? o well i thought it was ok and the quoates were pretty funny needs more things to do o well

Got boring

Some of the ways you twisted the quotes were mildly amusing, but they do get boring a bit quickly.

Ultimately, that's the main (pretty much only) point of this game, so I just don't think this is all that good.

Having said that, it's a nice idea and is done OK.

Graphics and sound, whilst not amazing, are up to the job.

The way you interpreted the quotes just didn't end up being as amusing as I thought it'd be.

I don't want "valuable knowledge".

I just wanna be able to drive stakes thru that worthless cult leader's eyes, heart, and other vital organs, and listen with glee to his screams of agony. Next time, allow us more freedom as to how we can mutilate Jesus.

Fuck Jesus

Great job! I loved it, you're right, the bible is a bunch of shit, and so is the religion, christianity. you gotta make more ways to torture him though, that would be fun!! and to all you damn christians, no... Aaron is not going to hell, there is no such thing, if you people weren't so brain washed by this evil religion, maybe you'd be able to fuckin see how many lies are in the bible. oh well, i guess you people will never open your minds and learn. and another thing, if your so upset about this game, why did you even play it? you knew it was gonna be anti- jesus