Reviews for "crucify-me! Jesus"

[pastry]

the greatest game of all time

this game is the balls. anyone who thinks this is a bad game is a fucking primitive. the author tells the truth and people bitch. the good christians are mad at aaron but hey, they like to visit a site with porn links next to their wholesome christian fun places. speaking of christian fun places...i'm surprised there are even followers still around after 2000 years of war, murder, rape, lies and all other sorts of bullshit deemed to be god's will. great game...fuck god

[LwJohnL]

funny

Funny! But, definitely not something to let a child play.

[applexcore]

Christian my ass!

I'm not bothered by all that "Christian" crap. Christians arent the best people in the world anyway. Most of the ones I know are into drugs and sex. That's not very Christian now, is it? It's a good game and I can see why people are offended by it but they can clearly see what the game is all about before they start so they're just stupid. Nice one.

[SlurreyBoi]

Confused...

I don’t know whether I liked the movie more...
or reading comments the bible thumping ignorant religious zealots have left...
after all Christianity has brought us many many many good things...
Shall we recall the crusades? "And all the armies shall change their swords into plowshares" (cant remember where it is in the bible)
The Inquisitions where anyone could be burned at the stake for anything that was considered "non-Christian" (I seem to think "THOU SHALT NOT KILL" comes into play in this one)
OOO how about World War II where priests on both sides were preaching to kill the enemy ("Even in our churches we have put up the battle flags... with one corner of our mouth we praised the Prince of Peace... and with the other we glorified war!"
and if you bible thumping zealots want proof that the bible is BS... please to be reading Genesis...
now... Cain kills Abel (Gen 4:8 thru to Gen 4:18)... and God exiles him to the land of the fugitives... now at this time... there should only be 4 humans on earth... one who is dead
(Adam and Eve... sons Abel and Cain) so who are the fugitives?
THEN Cain has intercourse with his wife! Where did she come from? Did she spring from the ground like a mushroom?
That’s it! We’re all fungal!
Cause darn it... god only created 2 people... and somehow...with only sons... they managed to breed (does that mean that Cain married Eve and had children that way?)
hrmmm... I really do wander from reviewing this game don’t I :-}

Well... I do say I like it! After all I voted 5 and gave it an overall 8

And so i end it with! Keep up the good work Aaron!

[MKazan]

Very nice game! Feel nice to kill that bastard!

It's a very nice game! I just keep killing that Asshole over and over again! The game could have more options on hurting him.