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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

"O lord", this is good

Pity the small minded people who don't see the humor of this.
It's not like this is some stupid blasphemy.
This shepherd died for his people's sins anyway, so why wouldn't he learn them some more "correct" interpretations of the bible, just to have some fun with those so called religious people who think they posses the absolute thruth. While only God does and certainly not some political or religious leader.
Every chistian should know these quotes and their interpretation aren't entirly right and theirfore must see the comical aspect of this movie.
Sure, being a christian, I have some doubts with the crusifying and killing aspect, But hey, this is Newgrounds.

that was kinda funny...yet kinda annoying

ok im a Christian and you people are jackasses just cuz you dont read the description.and besides here is what i think. If God and Jesus wanted us to be happy,why is there disease?Why is there starving kids? you people need to get over yourself and learn to read. It said TWICE very clearly in the description and in the game- Christians do not play this unless you have a very good sense of humor. I liked this game cuz it did take quotes from the Bible and described them in a very funny way,but the screams were annoying. GJ and Keep up the good work.

insightfull and educational

as an open minded aussie and an atheist i encorage everyone to look at the most useless and boring book ever writen by a bunch of wannabe knowitalls wanting to be remembered, in as many lights as possibal. it is only by scrutiny and critism does truth ever come out. just look at the judicial system...fuck you jesus!!!

Ooh! I have one

Joshua 1:9

The Lord, Your God, will be with you wherever ye may go.

(You mean even in the bathroom? SICK!)

Hi, Satan? I'd like to reserve my place in hell?

I laughed my ASS off! That is a great game.. Satan will be pleased. And we're all going to Hell for laughing at it!! But that's fine with me! lol!
-Dethy