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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

Reality check Cristians

Yup reality check, if this game pisses you off so bad its prolly because it makes you question your faith, ya ever read that book you worship and drool over so much, it makes nooooooo sense, might as well read some harry potter at least THATS more believable

Loved it, but...

The sections of the bible were all funny, but stabbing jesus got old after the first couple of times, same with jesus saying AAAAHHHHH, FUCK FUCK! I am my own god, and if theirs a "god" in the afterlife, Im gonna have to kick his ass.

Bible beaters are crazy

I do believe that you have an artificially low score due to "new light" christians ablility to seek what offends them. It was good, should be about a 2.5 but a little more interactivity would have been nice. And to all the people who posted the author is going to hell. Well in MY MADE UP RELIGION you will all burn while the rest of us get drunk and have meaningless sex. HAVE FUN JACKASSES

ROFL!!

The guy who made this will BURN IN HELL!!

But Damn was it Funny!!!

Make another!

LMAO

I like how Jesus starts cussing when you crucify him lololol.