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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

Not that bad.

I think its sad how people take things..... I do think its a little messed up.... but I thought it was funny how you took everything out of contex.. very nice job.... and to all you haters... I go to church and whats so special about this "Wow look its depicting seens out of the bible O no hes evil" for just a little sence of humor.... iam very disappointed in everyone...

pretty weird

I think that if you want to play a game like that, go ahead. Maybe it shouldn't have been made and maybe it's kind of tasteless. I'm not a Christian and it seems to me that I'd rather have a Christian up there than Jesus. But anyhow, even if you don't like the message that it sends, that doens't mean that you should give him "0"s in every catagory. There were undeniably graphics, sound, interactivity, and violence, so to give him no points at all just doesn't make sense. In short, to the reviewers of this game: get off your high damn horse. No one is making you play these games. As far as the game, you need more screams. The "aww, fuck fuck fuck" get's pretty old, and you should be able to jab the part of Jesus that you click on, not just clicking on him at random and having you decide where he gets aerated.

5+++

that was a great game. I like anoying people with stuff like this. BEST GAME ON NEW GROUNDS

DO MORE!

OMG! You have to do another one! Go overboard on it! Make it REALLY interactive. You should play a roman centurion and you have a buncha stuff u can torture jesus with, maybe F*** him in the @$$ too! Add a score counter to the top and keep a high score of the week on yer website ( so everyone can see just how much u hate jesus. or just dislike him. or just enjoy torturing the helpless. Im the latter)or maybe u could play a jailor for Sol, and it could be a storyline rpg kind of game where u interact with other soldiers and beat Sol, and then eventually cut off his head and give it to that one chick ( been a long time since i read the bible.) If you decide to do that though, u HAVE to make lotsa jew jokes. ( I mean, your ALREADY goin to hell, right? cant get much worse than that) OH! or you could even add a bonus level where u have to kill the pope! like one of those sniper games, and the pope mobile turns into a robot that is gunna convert the world to catholicism! anyways, it think that is enough of me babbling, but i hope you another game like this one. and if u decide that im a f***in idiot and all my advice is crap, oh well. I think i will still find the will to live another day.....hopefully.....;p

Holy Jesus!!!

You will go to hell, and anyone that continues playing this one for more than a minute !!!

Its' an original...Good job !!!