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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

Can't see why a person would give ten.

The graphics are OK, the sound's decent, but there's no plot development, no twists. It just takes a load of bible quotes out of context (blessed are the meek, they'll inherit the world... blessed are the ones who let God harness their power, like a powerful horse, they'll get the hay and be handwashed) and gets a guy to scream by the beat.

Amazing!!!

I thought this game is amazingly funny... just absolutely amazing... i want this toy, i will buy it for my kids when they exist!

Wow

The reviews are scarier than the game itself, really... so much hatred, guys... also, I notice a whole bunch of bad spelling, grammar and *barf* netspeak in the angry posts... >o.o;< Take deep breaths and spell check LMFAO... I won't disclose my religion on here, as well, it really doesn't matter, plus it will be amusing to watch people try and guess lol...

Anyway, the game's not that great... I just came here to read the reviews for this game because I heard they were scary, rude, childish, and ridiculous... My friends were right. I see a lot of people who have some growing up to do, before they realize that it's not their place to judge another human being.

It was a nice waste of 5 minutes on my part... lol

*Walks away*

Sick... but damn, that was funny :P

Far out, that you wasted 3 hours on that, but, well, it was entertaining... In it it's own wicked way...

hahahahahahahaha

omfg this is sooo funny i allmost pissed myself i have a joke u might be able to make a flash and im going to all the trouble to type it so if u turn it into a flash plz gimma some creidt and tell if u make it a flash ok so here goes.....

Jesus was hanging on his cross when a roman soldier walks up to him and says "if your the son of a god why dont u use your powers to get down" Jesus replies " i could if i wanted to " the soldier says "prove it" (now this is a joke that u need to see to do so ill describe what to do) jesus goes "fine i will:(starts pulling left hand loss) "aarrrggg" (pulls loss) (starts pulling right hand loss) "oooohhhh"(pulls hand loss)"aaaaahhhhhhh"(falls face firts to ground) jesus says " aahhh god damn it for got to do my feet first"

the end
plz turn this in to a flash and if anyone else does turn it but note give me creidt atlest let me know my typeing whent to some good use

RavenShadow AKA Matt