Amazing!!!
I thought this game is amazingly funny... just absolutely amazing... i want this toy, i will buy it for my kids when they exist!
Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""
Wow
The reviews are scarier than the game itself, really... so much hatred, guys... also, I notice a whole bunch of bad spelling, grammar and *barf* netspeak in the angry posts... >o.o;< Take deep breaths and spell check LMFAO... I won't disclose my religion on here, as well, it really doesn't matter, plus it will be amusing to watch people try and guess lol...
Anyway, the game's not that great... I just came here to read the reviews for this game because I heard they were scary, rude, childish, and ridiculous... My friends were right. I see a lot of people who have some growing up to do, before they realize that it's not their place to judge another human being.
It was a nice waste of 5 minutes on my part... lol
*Walks away*
Sick... but damn, that was funny :P
Far out, that you wasted 3 hours on that, but, well, it was entertaining... In it it's own wicked way...
hahahahahahahaha
omfg this is sooo funny i allmost pissed myself i have a joke u might be able to make a flash and im going to all the trouble to type it so if u turn it into a flash plz gimma some creidt and tell if u make it a flash ok so here goes.....
Jesus was hanging on his cross when a roman soldier walks up to him and says "if your the son of a god why dont u use your powers to get down" Jesus replies " i could if i wanted to " the soldier says "prove it" (now this is a joke that u need to see to do so ill describe what to do) jesus goes "fine i will:(starts pulling left hand loss) "aarrrggg" (pulls loss) (starts pulling right hand loss) "oooohhhh"(pulls hand loss)"aaaaahhhhhhh"(falls face firts to ground) jesus says " aahhh god damn it for got to do my feet first"
the end
plz turn this in to a flash and if anyone else does turn it but note give me creidt atlest let me know my typeing whent to some good use
RavenShadow AKA Matt
Grrreat!
I'm not even going to analyze this game, and I'll give it a ten. I'm just so sick of the hypocratic BS called religion that I'll spend a lot of time getting good kicks from torturing Jesus. Keep up the good work.