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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

Even if i am christian

Yeah i believe in jesus, but hey, i'm not offended, you did point out stuff that i didn't see before (but then again, i dont really read the bible) and i did find it enjoyable. (im not going to hell not going to hell!!) keep up the good work anti-christ! (i guess i have a good sense of humor)

YAY VIOLENCE! <(^^)>

Loved it dude, christians please reply.

all right, first off I loved this game. I'm gonna use some of these quotes on some christians people, and since its from the bible they can't do anything about it.

Next off. All you christians out there, AAron put a disclaimer on the first section of this game, if you didn't like it then you shouldn't have watched it.

Third. If god is allpowerfull Then could he make a boulder so big he couldn't lift it? if you say yes then he is not allpowerfull beacuse he could lift it, so he DIDN't make a boulder so big he couldn't lift it, thus he is not all powerfull. If you say no then he couldn't lift the boulder thus he is not all powerfull.

Fourth. I'm wiccan so I love a good jesus beating, but beside that, even when i was christian I would have enjoyed this game.I'm just not that serious minded.

Fifth. I studied up on the bible myself and i found some pretty intersting stuff. God isn't as moral as everyone thinks he is. People ussually skip over stuff like god not allowing women into high positions in the church, next, he allowed slavery. And above all that The bible was dictated to mortals by gods own perfect mouth, so thus the bible is perfect. Well, If god is perfect and the bible is perfect then The bibleand god could never be wrong. BUT the bible contradicts itself and thus god contradicts himself. in the bible it says god will forgive all sins.It also says that Blasphemy is a sin. Also it says god will not forgive blasphemy, so thus god doesn't forgive all sins, wich in turn means that god has contradicted himself. So That means god is not perfect. so i have just disproved the christian religion. HAVE FUN!

lol

lol im catholic but i dont believe in god bible is just to messed up so this was very funny for me lol good job

lol

fuk fuk fuk.... thats the best when jesus screams that....lol that was the best make a #2 only in the #2 u can do a hell a lot more
-put on the thorn crown
-whip him
-drug him up(lol)
-etc...)

Ha Ha Ha that was great

That was unbelevably* funny for somebody who is anti-religious i loved it dunno what to say other than i really enjoyed it an anyone who doesnt find it funny then im afraid you lack something very important in life...... a sence of humor. p.s this (*) just means i dunno if i spelt that right well dunno if i spelt any of it right sorry wish i went to school lol.