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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

it was amazin

i grew up i a catholic area and went to a catholic school but when i showed my mum it she went mental so i want on it while i was in church on me palm thing turned it up and bam i got nearly crusifyed me self lol but its fuckin amazin to think wat god said lol

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heh heh i like this game and i like the way your mind thinks why and i agrey wit the damiin demon guy lol cant remeber name

you should be ashamed

I'm giving the ratings a one as it froze my computer.

Now, for those of you spamming. I'm Roman Catholic, i consider the rest of you breakaway factions. God forgives ANYTHING, you can't SECURE your place in hell, you go there if you turn away from Him at the last moment, anything before that doesn't matter as long as you are sincerly sorry for your sins. The Bible says to not judge your fellow man only The Lord is the judge, right here you are breaking one of the biggest rules because of a GAME. I'm saying this now before you get out of hand with your "you're going to hell heathen!" schpiel, this is a good thing actually, it shows us the points in the Bible that need to be looked at harder, a couple thousand hand-writen copies and then the translations really make things fuzzy. So i'm saying this to you now, stop yelling and screaming, it'll get you nowhere. I prefer a neutral stance to everything so one side can't say i'm being biased but you guys are way off the line. Look at your review before you submit it, and btw all those words don't help you making your stratement any less ignorant and infantile, and the [caps] don't help either, they just make you look stupid, and for Godly people you really aren't, look at these posts, they're nothing but hate for a perfectly acceptable work, just because it doesn't fit your ideals doesn't mean it's wrong. Go think about what you have done and come back with your conclusions.

Ok...

I'm not going to tell you to burn in hell or anything like that, because I'm not offended in any way. i don't beleave in god, so i don't care if anyone makes this kinda stuff.
All you religious people, who come here to spam on this game, doesn't god forgive everyone, no matter what they have done, or something like that? If e does games like these, then let him. Don't see why you people care in the first place. Sides, why do you even lauch the game, if you know that it mocks Jesus and God?

Ps. I'm getting a great amount of pleasure reading these spam reviews. Really laughing my ass off here!

Very good points, also very funny.

All you stupid religious fanatics need to remember one thing. Your religion is your OPINION. It is NOT fact, there is no way for you to prove that it's fact (by definition ALL religion is illogical) and therefore you have no right to criticise ANYBODY who makes fun of it. It's called freedom of speech. Wow, he's going to hell? Really? How can he go to a place THAT DOESN'T EXIST?

The things he says isn't even blind hatred. He makes VERY good points - that the bible is full of crap, contradictory, illogical statements. Instead of writing stupid bullshit like "OMG j00 r going to HELLZ0r!!!111one" why don't you actually try to JUSTIFY your own beliefs, and argue AGAINST his points, instead of blindingly believing in it even when confronted with its flaws?? (and ending up sounding like a stupid brainwashed 5 year old on drugs)

It seems to me most of you religious fanatics who bothered to spam this entry are just ignorant, over-opiniated pieces of shits. Seriously, nobody gives a shit what you think, ESPECIALLY if you can't even do a simple thing such as even ATTEMPT to explain your beliefs. You're an insignificant speck of dust in the universe and the most fame and recognition you'll ever have is from people reading the crap you posted. You think god, "almightly infinite being", actually gives a shit about any of this?? Puh-lease.

Onto the game now. Not much to do except click, and it does the same thing over and over again. That's quite boring, and maybe you could've made it so they whip him or something. The sound, again, after you get over the hilarity, you get bored of it, cos it's the same thing over and over. The humour, however, is pretty good, especially at the intro.

Nice points you make, but not much of a game, if you can even call it that.