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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

Mission Accomplished

This wasn't a high quality piece, but that wasn't the point. Clearly the point was to offend as many Christians as possible. Therein lies the real entertainment value. Read back over the past reviews for this piece. Funnier than the actual flash! People are all too willing to blindly jump to the defense of their beliefs, not realising that, we don't really care. This is not an actual attack on your religion, this is a joke. I'd tell you to lighten up, but, on second thoughts, dont. Stay EXACTLY the way you are, so we can continue to make so-called "offensive" media like this, and have a good laugh at you when you piss yourselves over it.

The quality of the flash itself was bad, the sound did get repetitive, the music and the scream, and a couple of the bible quotes weren't that great, but like i said, it's the reactions to it that count, and you hit the nail on the head there! Keep up the good work, and keep offending Christians! We know you guys love it really.

Nice

I love it man. Nice use of freedom of speech, or in this case, freedom of expression. Oh and the guy before me FUCK YOU. It's called free of speech or epression. It's the constitution. Oh by the way there is no hell.

About the other dumbass reviewers

Holy shit. I'm a christian and I believe in the lord, but if a simple flash toon like this offends you just because your a christian and it's about jesus then guess what? FUCK OFF! You didn't even have to few the damn thing anyway, you did it because you choose to.so don't be telling the creator to rot in hell or any of that bullshit because it's your own damn fault for viewing it in the first place. Congrats to the creator though cuz he had the balls to make the game even though DUMBASSES like some of the other reviewers who are so damn obsessed with the lord that they get offended by anything that pokes fun at him. Well damnit SIMMER THE FUCK DOWN AND RELAX BECAUSE IT'S JUST A DAMN FLASH TOON, NOT THE DAMN APOCALYPSE!

Disgusting

First off, i will point out that I am a christain and start off with a bias against this. But i review my disdain of this game from that point of view like many other reviews i've seen (By the way, to the christians who did review, it's a real good message to comment your disgust with "Fuck you!"'s and "I hope you burn in hell!"'s).

The reason i hated it was the disturbing concept itself. I wouldn't care if it were Jesus, Adolf Hitler, or Osama up there. The point is that this is a very unsettling game. There's no way one can enjoy this game without having some issues. I think the maker has some talent, though. He just shouldn't waste it on trash like this.

~Vanga

very interesting & origional

hmm there are some very good points here,that i never thought of, because i don't read the bible & don't want to translate it( im lazy ;) ). only one fault i can pick out- the graphics & sound are great, but the blood,well, doesn't look like blood. it is very origional, ng has tons of random crap & copied stuff etc. (the guy before me agrees)

Overall if u don't wanna read above-goood,bad blood, origional. hope too see more stuff like it.