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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

Yay Crucify ME!

That was great, don't worry about those bastards. They don't want to accept that we are right. Anyways maybe its them that should read the damn bible eh? I know it actually says all that too. Anyways I'm going to check out your site, keep up the good work damnit!

-Link4009

Yep im a christian with a sense of humor

1.I am a christian

2.I have a good sense of humor

ok this game was pretty boring.I mean comeon make him say more than just fuck and just being able to click on his hands and feet gets old real quick.So work on this game and make it better then resubmit it and,I know you put jesus for shock value but put more characters so a wider audience will like your game. '_'

It Was Ok

It was too short not enough ways to torture him or make more gore and see more blood.

YAY EDUCATIONAL TOYS!!!

Wow that was awesome. i myself am wiccan so that pretty much makes up for al the christens that pick on me.I love it.

o sweet dark lord

that was sweet...im sure this is the dark lords favorite game. Good job, you successfully pissed off a good number of Jesus freaks, that wont even think about what your saying...so their still blessed to burn in heaven forever...in torment of the disappointment of a wasted existence.

God is an ideal, an imaginary freak show host, a glimmer of hope, a tool for manipulative hands. Indeed, we are all things that we create.

IV (of the satanic bible)
1- Life is the great indulgence - death is the great abstinence. Therefore make the most of life - here and now!
2- There is no heaven of glory bright, and no hell where sinners roast. Here and now is our day of torment! Here and now is our day of joy! Here and now is our opportunity! Choose ye this day, this hour, for no redeemer livith.

GOD BLESS