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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

...Wow?

Let me just say, it was.... intresting. I liked the style, and as a christian (possibly the only one out of the bunch with a sense of humor) I find that it is not offensive. Hell, I don't even understand the Bible. I'll be lenient and give you a 7.

Good work, but for the sake of the WEAK MINDED, put 3 warning signs, like for morons on the road.

Example: Warning: warning sign for stop sign ahead
Warning: Stop sign ahead
Stop

seriously people

alright look.. im pretty christian and believe in jesus and everything.. im a pretty devout [sp?] catholic.. and although i didnt find this too humorous.. it does say when you start not to play if your christian or unless you have a REALLY good sense of humor. i for one have a good sense of humor.. in my personal opinion whatever someone wants to make is up to him.. people shouldn't crticize someones opinion.. cuz then what kind of christian would you be..you would just be judging other people.. but anyway as far as the game goes.. it was nice graphics.. the little insight on quotes from the bible are pretty funny i have to admit.. good graphics.. decent time waster.. a little agnozing and violent but hey.. what games now-a-days arent?

roflmao

lol that was the funnyest thing i have seen since foamy and the decline series. i hate it when bible pushers come and tell you that the world is screwed up because we are evil and doing shit we shouldn't b, like getting blood. yeah, by the way, bush banned stem sell reaserch because he thought it was against the bible like u pushers say, if he was right he was doing gods will, so why is he still a freaking moron? shouldn't he have been granted good sense by now? oh, i rea;;y hate jhovas witnesses, ther like , no u can't give my baby blood to save his life! i'm his parent , so i get to decide if he lives or dies! uhh, no u freaks, that's failing to provide the nessecities of life, how about i run u over with the car and then u can decide wheather getting blood is against god or not...i bet i'm smarter than u, howouldja like it if that gave me the right to decide weather u should live or die? oh, and where in the bible does it say you cannot recieve blood or organs from another bieng? it doesn't! if god really dind't want u too, he would say so!!! snd don't tell em he didn't know we would b able to do this when he gave us the old testament, he's omnipotent, remember? he knew we were goin to do that. if he was omnipotent. so either he is omnipotent and didn't care one way or the other, or he isn't omnipotent, and the bible is wrong. anyway...

lol i really liked how u translated the bible sayings, do another plse!!!

a point to make

This was pretty cool. I really liked the bible quotes and your interpretations. A good deal of the text IS taken out of context and alot of the people at least that I know that are christians are phony assholes. Im agnostic, if there is a god, I sure hope they arent as christians and most religions believe they are. Though I think the presentation might of been a bit harsh. Im not the type to hate people and be mean to them for there beliefs as long as they dont try to push them on me in any way. Of course your opinions are yours. Nice work.

Im a Christian...

but, hey, y'know, i dont take this game too seriously. It is, after all, a game.

It was alright, i guess. Lots of interesting quotes...