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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

You make a good point.

The game itself is nothing original, but the concept is great. It shows the ludicrous and contradictory nature of the bible.

And to those christians posting reviews here saying "How could you do this, jesus died for your sins" and things like that, think about this.

Jesus died for us right? Ok. Now according to the bible, Jesus died primarily so the "original" sin could be forgiven, that is the sin commited by adam and eve. But Jesus IS god, right? Otherwise there couldn't only be one god... So why then did Jesus die on the cross so HE HIMSELF could forgive our sins... Why not just forgive them? And secondly, many religious people today (in order to fit in with people with half a brain) say that the original sin is METAPHORICAL. That is, it is just a story, and that evolution is the way things really happened. So, Jesus killed himself so that he could forgive a metaphorical sin. Kinda stupid isnt it...

Also, there is someone a few pages ago accusing the author of this flash of hating America. I would like to remind this person, and people like him/her, that the founding fathers were primarily Atheists or deists (they believe the universe was created by a god, who has not intervened since). They were NOT primarily christian! The founding fathers would be turning over in their graves if they knew how religious America is today!

could have used more stuff to do...

yeah, could've used some more features.
and i was just reading through the past reviews and laughing my head off. so many people claim that you are a god hater, while they are just being atheist-haters. everyone has a right to free speech without getting flamed for it. i've been laughing about the hypocrisy of the bible since i was 9 xD kudos eh?

n0g0d responds:

free speach includes beign able to flame people, I find it fun to read the reviews and check them every month or so!

funny

this was pretty funny the best part was giving him the spear

Haha...You're going to hell. xD

Hey, at least you'll have lots of friends, right? But seriously. I think this was a wee bit over the edge. I did laugh my ass off though. In any case, I'm Christian, and I do believe in God. Nevertheless, I think God has to have a certain sense of humor. I mean, honestly, he's left us down here for more than 2000 years, we've gotta be at least slightly amusing.

HAHA

Ya'll need to get a since of humor cuz honestly this is really funny and anyone who can't take a joke needs to just not watch this, and all of ya'll bashing this game need to get a life, we all have our own opinions and this person thinks that it's funny as do i being Wiccan, seriously ppl.....fucking learn to take a joke...seroiusly