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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

Oh Fuck this is cool, I spent an hour doing this!

Ya' know, I don't beleive in god or jesus, only demons......if they do exist.....I am going to hell without a doubt........YIPPIE! HELL IS HOT ALL YEAR LONG, LIKE FLORIDA!!!!! I LOVE HELL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Interesting....

I have to say I'm a bit bothered by the death screams but beyound that I have no issues, then again I'm an atheist/agnostic. Anyway, seems the real entertainment is on the reviews since it seems to have galvanized both sides of the religious spectrum. I do have to say though to all of you who don't take the warning before the game begins seriously, it is your own foolish fault. If you don't like where something is going then it makes little sense to follow it. Anyway, I did check the qoutes and they are in fact within the Bible so he isn't just pulling this out of thin air.

I loved it.

My favorite parts were the Bible quotes with the witty analysis below them.

sweet :D

wow people get so worked up x_x i dont like christians always trying to convert people and crap but eh thats jsut a christian thing but im atheist :P theres no such thing as a god theres only the sun the moon and the stars :P

but i like the video fun fun fun ^.^

What have Christians ever done to offend you?

I don't have much to say about this game except that i didnt' even get to playin the game...i looked at the text next to the game about if it's offensive, it's "our own god damn fault"...since im a much bigger person than the loser that had enough time to create this fucked up game im gonna be fairly nice about this... in all Christians defense, you don't see us purposefully trying to offend others...we obviously believe in somthing you don't but never judge you for wat you do or don't believe in...we KNOW that only God can judge us and forgive us...To the creator of this game, I don't look down on you at all, I just wish you'd use your talents of creating games (which God gave you by the way) to create somthing not completely sick, wrong and offensive to others... Also note that since us Christians are "so messed up" it's funny how things always work out for us and we're always happy with life no matter what the case is, bad or good...but hey, you athiest and other's who criticize us, yea, you got life figured out don't you?? Parties, drinking, sex, disease, drugs, money problems constantly, anger, no patience, no purpose in life, you just like sitting around making games that make fun of something that has held the world, (including you) together. I never used to be a Christian, so don't think i was born a church go'er and a bible lover and all that...I'm no Ned Flanders, and most ppl aren't...we are human beings and we do believe in a lot of stuff you do too...We just have peace of mind upon finding the Lord's good grace... I'm not going to preach or try to convert you, cuz honestly, that's the Catholics job...lol...im no specific kinda Christian, Im definitely not Catholic, i dont' like the whole standing and sitting constantly in church, but i do believe strongly in God and all He has set forth for us... PLEASE STOP MAKING CONTROVERSIALLY OFFENSIVE GAMES; CHRISTIANS DON'T DO IT TO OTHERS....WHAT IS THE POINT?? IT'S NOT FUNNY, JUST DUMB....THANK YOU. (by the way, im only 16 and i already know better than to do somthing like this)...sad....

n0g0d responds:

" I don't have much to say about this game except ... "

Funny how you managed to write one of the longest reviews so far without anything to say.